August 03, 2015

The 50 States Of America If They Were Given Catch Phrases

Alabama: Well.. at least we're not Mississippi. 

 Like Canada, but f**k you! 

 Papers please. 

Come for the meth, stay because you 
traded your car for more meth. 

 "We're better than you, and we know it." 

Colorado: It's the California you can afford to buy a 
house in. 

Connecticut: "Full of pit stops when going from 
Boston to New York!" 

Delaware: "Are you...are you talking me? It's been 
years! Don't leave!" 

Florida: The more North you go the more South it 

Georgia: "Walking Dead and Archer: Come for the 

Hawaii: Yes, we're technically a state! 

Idaho: No, you da hoe. Also? Potatoes. 

Illinois: Because Chicago isn't big enough to be its 
own state. 

Indiana: College Basketball!...and Corn. 

Iowa: We're relevant during the primaries! 

Kansas: It's like elevator music with grass. 

Kentucky: Come for the bourbon, stay because you 
drank way too much bourbon. 

Louisiana: Please send help. 

Maine: As seen in every Stephen King novel! 

Maryland: "We Have Crabs!" 

Massachusetts: We don't talk like that. Shut the f**k 

Michigan: "Our main export is crippling depression." 

Minnesota: Cheese Is Good. 

Mississippi: Well... at least we're not Mis-- D'oh! 

Missouri: It's not the heat, it's the humidity. 

Montana: "Not Even Once" Nebraska: CORN! and not much else. 

Nevada: Come on vacation leave on probation. 

New Hampshire: 69ing Vermont for over 200 years! 

New Jersey: F**k you! You can't pump your own gas. 

New Mexico: Arizona's not racist neighbor! 

New York: "This city is just one small part of our state. There's a lot of other stuff up here." 

North Carolina: We're the best Carolina. 

North Dakota: "If we called it 'Upper South Dakota' 
instead, would you want to visit?

Ohio: Where every vote counts and the seasons don't 

Oklahoma: "Oklahoma is OK!" 

Oregon: "Check out all our trees, man" 

Pennsylvania: It's Always Sunny Here. 

Rhode Island: Why are we a state? 

South Carolina: Better Carolina. 

South Dakota: No, really. The mountain monument is 
in this one! 

Tennessee: A little bit country, a little bit rock and 

Texas: Everything is more Texas in Texas. 

Utah: Bring your wives! 

Vermont: "You drove right through it again" 

Virginia: What do you mean the North won? 

Washington: You know all that stuff your state 
wants? Yeah, we already have that. 

West Virginia: Not technically the South. 

Wisconsin: It's 5 o'clock somewhere, and that 
somewhere is right here. 

Wyoming: Where men are men and sheep are scared. 

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